Jan — a new year everything is great
Feb — I hear something is up in China. Hope i get my new iphone on time..
Mar — Hmmm, i need to take my kid out of school
Apr — 5km isn’t enough to get away from my fam
May — I hate bats, pangolins and people
June — The weather is getting better….outside….
July — I believe I can fly…to another country…
Aug — Winter is coming…
Sept — please God, let the schools open asap (i’m VERY Athiest bty)
Oct — My kid can have ALL the sugar for a monents peace.
Nov — It’s November already??? WTF??
Dec — That fat f**k better arrive on the 25th or I’m having his sherry and the reindeer’s carrots.